(For volume 1, click here.)
“Honey, knives are not for two-year-olds.”
“I’m gonna get you!”
(You must understand, they want to be “gotten”! This seems to be the easiest way to get the kids up the stairs for bed. )
“rrrrrRRRRRAAAAAAAARRRRRR!”, accompanied by Julianna’s screams and Nicholas’s warbling giggles.
(I have only myself to blame for this one. Alex learned quickly how much they like to be “gotten.” I just wish his whole volume control was set at about half the amplitude.)
“Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa.”
Nicholas just keeps asking till I put the glass in his hand.
“I swear, they’re all possessed!”
(It’s the only explanation!)
“Are you whining? I know you’re not whining, because my baby doesn’t whine.”
(Yeah. Maybe if I say it often enough, it’ll make it true.)
“Do not use the claves on the mirror!”
“(Fill-in-the-bodily-function) goes in the toilet! Not in your diaper!”
“That is not a toy!”
And, on a related topic…
“GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF THE TOILET RIGHT NOW!!!”
Ah…life with little ones. Can’t wait to see what things we hear when the teen years hit.
What are the catch phrases in your houses? C’mon, dish!
(Note: WordPress wants me to tag this post Japan, United States, Singapore, and Recreation and Sports. Um. Okay, dude. Whatever.)