Baby Food

If I could live on a diet of Baby,
How much better off I’d be.
It’s a neverending source of joy:
Low-carb, and all fat-free! 

I’d break my fast with baby nose
And lunch on baby feet.
And what better mid-meal snack is there
Than chewy baby cheek?


Christian tells me this is absolutely disgusting, and people will take it the wrong way. I say every mother knows what I mean. Moms…wanna back me up on this??????