I don’t understand…
…why every single spoon made these days is SO HUGE. I would never have guessed that I had to travel with my own spoons or my baby would go on food strike! This has got to be part of the problem with obesity.
…Easy-open soup cans. I thought we were all supposed to be about recycling? And to recycle, you have to wash the cans. How can you wash those blasted things? They’re a big round razor waiting to slice your palm!
…Paris Hilton. Why is she such a big deal? As best I can tell, she doesn’t do anything.
…Muzack. In attempting to program music that offends nobody, they instead offend EVERYBODY.
…Colored Icing? I mean, REALLY, people! How lazy can you get! Now we’re so lazy we can’t even color our own ICING????? Puh-LEEEZE!
…why everything related with starting school has to be so darned complicated! How many times, on how many different forms, do you need me to list emergency contacts?????
(taking a deep breath and logging out before she blurts out any more gripiness today.)