Boys Are Just Different

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Really not so sure this way of

Really not so sure this way of “playing” would occur to a pack of girls.

The moment we arrived for our play date with Julianna’s bestie and her siblings, my boys made a beeline for the box by the living room wall.

It had badminton rackets in it.

“Uh,” I said to Bestie’s mother, as the rackets were passed around, “is that okay for inside?”

“Oh, I”m sure it’s fine,” she answered. “They haven’t really figured out how to use them yet, anyway.”

Two minutes later, Alex and Bestie’s big brother were engaged in a full-on racket-saber battle ranging all over the living room, kitchen, and entryway. And Michael, his short legs unable to keep up, was trailing behind them, whacking at thin air and anything else that happened to get in the way.

“Oh,” said Bestie’s mother, as she moved in. “That’s so funny that it didn’t occur to me. I guess you have a house full of boys, don’t you?”

Boys are just different.

Lorraine-Basketball

“Either this is 1. new fad in home decor, 2. my kids were too lazy to put away their basketballs, or 3. they think this IS putting away their basketballs. I think it’s 3.” (Lorraine, Facebook friend)

This is very, very clear to me these days. I grew up in a family of girls. Most of us weren’t particularly girly girls, and yet I was wholly and woefully unprepared for the energy and destructive capability that is a house full of boys. Yesterday, for instance, one boy pulled the seal off the van door and another dropped the food processor lid on the floor three times, until it broke. The third? The third entertained himself at Jazzercise by having some sort of back to back wrestling war with his friend in a tiny babysitting room filled with babies and toddlers. Oh yes, and someone parked a bicycle behind the van–AFTER I had already “cleared the baffles.” Fortunately, I knocked it over upon backing up instead of crushing it.

And that was a really, really good day. The classic story is how Alex popped my exercise ball…because he wanted to see what would happen if he poked it with a scissors.

“…By the time I raced to the end of the aisle and got him in my sights, the boy was several hundred feet ahead, sprinting after his brother. He was running full speed, laughing wildly while wielding a pitchfork.” Rachel Balducci, *How Do yOu Tuck In A Superhero?, p. 50. By the way, if you have boys, YOU MUST READ THIS BOOK. http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-do-you-tuck-in-a-superhero-rachel-balducci/1103078247?ean=9780800733728

“…By the time I raced to the end of the aisle and got him in my sights, the boy was several hundred feet ahead, sprinting after his brother. He was running full speed, laughing wildly while wielding a pitchfork.” Rachel Balducci, How Do You Tuck In A Superhero?, p. 50. By the way, if you have boys, YOU MUST READ THIS BOOK. (Image courtesy of Pixabay.)

Last night I had to practice my flute in my bedroom while the kids took their baths. I put it away and got them out of the tub, and Michael got mad at me because he wanted to leave it lying out so he could help me clean it. Riiiiiight. I know my bed is target practice for the long jump. And I’ll tell you what, I am not in the market for a U-shaped, solid silver handmade flute.

Lorraine-Broken Light

” ‘Nobody’ did this, so when ‘nobody’ goes back to school, I’m gonna find ‘somebody’ to make all the repairs to all the damage that happened to the house while ‘nobody’ was home all summer.” (Lorraine, via Facebook)

Boys are just different.

Several times in recent months, I’ve come across people who just don’t get that. I start talking about what’s different and they try to argue that girls also destroy things, that girls also make messes, that girls also pull things apart…but the thing is, I’ve seen those girls interact with my boys…and it is NOT the same. I’m sorry. It just isn’t.

Lorraine-Squinkies

“I asked one of my sons to put the Squinkies away. This is not what I had in mind.” (Lorraine, via Facebook)

I absolutely adore about 90% of being a mother of boys. And I love, love, love the fact that as a woman, I get to be intentional in forming the world view of those who will be the boyfriends, husbands and fathers of tomorrow.

But when I talk about the battles that aren’t worth fighting, this is why.

Because boys are just different.

And then, of course, there's this....I grew up on this farm and never once did it occur to me to have a Dust War...

I grew up on this farm and never once did it occur to me to have a Dust War…

Now, I know there are some parents of boys out there. I would just love to hear your best “boys are just different” stories! Especially the funny ones!

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4 thoughts on “Boys Are Just Different

  1. I had three girls, then a boy. Said boy knew motor noises went with the toy cars with no prompting from sisters. Everything could be made into a weapon for imaginary battles. He also made more trips to the ER than his sisters. But they have all made it to adulthood. Yes, I agree that boys and girls see things through different lenses. Makes life fascinating.

  2. Carrie E.

    My son was looking over my shoulder while I was reading this. At the exercise ball part, he laughed hysterically and kept saying, “so true!!” Having a dust war would never cross my mind!! Boys think in such a different way than girls. I grew up with the focus on girls (in both families) and I was completely unprepared for boys!!! I would never consider throwing PVC at someone else because they made me angry (requiring 2 staples to close). I would never consider tackling someone and wrestling in the living room/kitchen/dining room/anywhere else and neither would my daughter.

  3. Carrie E.

    As my 4 boys sit here, they are laughing uproariously about a time when the oldest was on the trampoline fighting with all of them. They think it’s hilarious…me, not so much. Apparently, they’ve not been listening well when I say, “treat each other with kindness and respect.” They fully admit it and say they have an excuse. Seriously?!?! Apparently, I have been corrected. The PVC issue was just bad aim, not anger. Boys…gotta love them!!! BTW, they’re sitting on each other behind me. My oldest was at Scout camp and his left hand got tired, so he decided in his 9 year old boy logic that he would just whittle with his right hand! This resulted in several stitches between his thumb and forefinger, which insurance wouldn’t pay as they thought we should drive him 45 miles home.
    Boys are very tender and loving and so gregariously joyful!! When they aren’t destroying everything in sight, they’re just sweet. I’m so grateful to be a mother to 4 sweet boys.

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