Kate’s Universal Laws Of Parenting

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Boys Pinnacles

Give them rocks to climb and they won’t fight. Oh wait. They had that fight over the walking stick, didn’t they? Never mind…

  1. Ear infections always and only come up after the doctor’s office has closed for the night.
  2. Or during a 20-inch snow storm.
  3. The child who gets chronic ear infections is inevitably the one who’s also allergic to penicillin.
  4. Paperwork is evil.
  5. Where children, there noise.
  6. If no noise, beware.
  7. Just because they don’t react doesn’t mean they didn’t hear you.
  8. Paperwork is evil.
  9. Boys are just different.
  10. 1 boy= destruction. 2 boys = mayhem. 3 boys = total annihilation.
  11. Did I mention paperwork is evil?

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3 thoughts on “Kate’s Universal Laws Of Parenting

  1. Too funny reading this!!!

    Our neighbors have three boys… when they were younger we would fondly refer them “boys of mass destruction.” Everything in their path was fair game – and often, their natural curiosity blended with their high energy level (egging each other on), very little was “safe.”

    I enjoy reading your posts.

    Teresa

    Sent from my iPad

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