Julianna, standing in the jewelry store while they’re cleaning Daddy’s ring: “I need a strong man to hold me.”

Of all the random things Julianna has said in her life, that one takes the cake. It was so random, I looked around the store for a sign to that effect. (Because that’s what she does. She goes around reading signs.)

Nutt’n. It was all her.

Then again, maybe I shouldn’t be surprised. After all, there’s this…

…and this…

A strong man, indeed…

(In case you’re new to “Hulk updates,” most of which have been on Facebook, here’s the gist of it.)