1. If I am to have my picture taken, I must have spitup on my face.
2. I only smile for Mommy and Alex and Daddy. Not for Julianna. Not ever. Never. Julianna scares me.
3. If you pull the camera out, I will stop smiling and stare at it instead.
4. If you fool me and manage to get a picture of me smiling, I will play coy.
5. Darn it! You caught me! Well, at least I’m upholding my daddy’s tradition of having my best pictures taken WITHOUT a shirt on!








