Alex, upon getting into the car at school pickup, holds up this little “found thing”… …and sings, in a low, monotone gravelly voice: “Rudolph the Cyclops reindeer had a very evil eye And if you ever saw it, you would probably-y DIE.” Two days later, Nicholas and Michael are playing Star Wars: Battlefront: Nicholas: “Yeah!…
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Kylo Ren Presents the Screaming Flying Monkey (FF3)
To start off the expected Armageddon of ice in mid-Missouri, I give you: Kylo Ren Presents The Screaming Flying Monkey Starring this guy…. …who, in addition to bearing the moniker “Mayhem,” also consistently has the best head gear, to wit: He actually wore this hat to school last week, which reduced his preschool teacher to…
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Michael, holding a paper back mouse with whiskers on one side: “I’m naming my mouse ABCMouse.com!” Me: “I’m definitely raising 21st century children.” Julianna, holding a baby doll: “Mom, my baby name, is, Dzustin…Bieber!” Me: speechless. Nicholas, at prayer time following an ice storm: “I pray for good roads and a lot of snow.” Me:…
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Kathleen M. Basi 