Some Favorites

My favorite recent Facebook exchange:

URGENT FACEBOOK UPDATE: As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children and pets. To turn this option off, go to settings, then privacy, then meals. Click the top two boxes to prevent the employees of Facebook from eating your beloved children and pets. Copy this to your status to warn your friends! [response 1] I will have to fix that quickly…oh wait…they’re very ornery today. Maybe I won’t.

[response 2] Dear Facebook Staff… You can have ’em! (KIDDING)

Favorite recently-discovered quote:

“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate and wine in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO HOO, what a ride!”
                        –attributed to many sources