If I could live on a diet of Baby,
How much better off I’d be.
It’s a neverending source of joy:
Low-carb, and all fat-free!
I’d break my fast with baby nose
And lunch on baby feet.
And what better mid-meal snack is there
Than chewy baby cheek?
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Christian tells me this is absolutely disgusting, and people will take it the wrong way. I say every mother knows what I mean. Moms…wanna back me up on this??????
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Not disgusting at all! This Mom totally gets what you’re saying. Whenever I see a cute baby, I almost always comment that he/she is so cute I could “eat he/she with a spoon!” Loved the poem!
That should say “him/her.” I was in a hurry! 😉
hee hee. 🙂
Yep, we know what you mean. The poem made me smile. Thanks!
This grandma totally understands. 🙂
I love it! It made me smile in the midst of homework! I know what you mean! I could live on loving my little sister. 😉
Amen – Noah is tired of me ‘feasting’ on his cheeks. But it makes forba good Halloween poem too!
you just made me wanna go wake up my babies to nibble on them :o) I LOVE their feet! stinky and all…and I am NOT a foot person by any means! This momma totally gets what you are saying!
I love it!
Of course we know! I love nibbling baby necks and bellies in particular.