The Hospital Blues

My van smells like the hospital, my clothes do too,
Haven’t slept with my hubby in what seems a week or two,
Been sittin’ in the same chair so long, I think my butt’s turnin’ blue
Twiddlin’ my thumbs and singin’ the hospital blues.

My baby’s bored from sittin’ all day in the P-ICU,
My toddler’s screamin’ bloody murder But whatcha gonna do?
She’s gotta wear the ?*#@!! mask if she’s ever gonna improve
Twiddlin’ my thumbs and singin’ the hospital blues.

Sorry, folks, I was hoping for a third verse but I’m all out of clever wit. Christian can add a verse tonight, I’m sure. 🙂